入會可獲得自行設計會員卡一張之權利，成品工法不限，油畫、木刻、銅鑄、鋼雕皆可，材質亦不拘。
星期日, 5月 23, 2010
星期日, 4月 05, 2009
「人人有功練」之一
Yeh 這是你們的小弟弟大支
這條歌我要說種族歧視
不是要說白人對黑人也不是黑人對白人
這條歌是台灣人種族歧視台灣人自己
這種人
我需要你們的噓聲
當我給他比"噓"你們就跟我一起"噓"
ok？
這種人.. Come on ！ 噓！
噓！我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉
噓！她們是把咱台灣人當啥？
噓！妳的刀在割我的肉
噓！妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳這樣我會哈！
西餐ㄟ 就西洋菜用刀叉
西餐妹 就筷子不拿的七辣
旁邊站個阿斗ㄚ就愛如潮水
好像ㄇㄟㄇㄟ癢
ㄟ~
我是說好像羊ㄇㄟㄇㄟ
My name is有的名字很長
西餐妹也唸不好
不過沒差反正有英文就好
西餐妹英文超好
阿斗ㄚ問她們 How old are you？
她們回答 Fine Thank You！
她們假裝不會講國語台語
她們不分藍綠
她們的總統是布希
她們吃洋芋看洋具
西餐妹就是愛洋雞
不過不是王建民的球迷
哈哈
西餐妹
喜歡阿斗ㄚ的體格
西餐妹
都愛大支的
恩？謝謝~
我的七辣馬係西餐妹
恩沒錯
因為大家都說我像布萊德彼特
噓！我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉
噓！她們是把咱台灣人當啥？
噓！妳的刀在割我的肉
噓！妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳這樣我會哈！
阿斗ㄚ到底是來教英文ㄋㄟ？
還是學中文ㄋㄟ？
其實勒
他們是來主持節目ㄟ
黑人老大主持
我愛黑澀會
白人老二主持
我愛西餐妹
他們除了聽ICRT就是把妹
整天閒閒拿一罐海尼根在PUB走來走去
討論一些沒深度又沒水準的話題
他們都在討論大支的新專輯
我有一個朋友跟阿斗ㄚ作伙
讚！
她說阿斗ㄚ既紳士又浪漫
想說拿個綠卡生個洋娃娃
她現在在夜市賣蚵仔煎
妳說有的阿斗ㄚ馬係不錯
我了解
啊人就一句妳好妳就好可愛煞！
不知
西餐
啊
煞煞去啦
來台灣的這阿斗ㄚ
根本是西莎！
噓！我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉
噓！她們是把咱台灣人當啥？
噓！妳的刀在割我的肉
噓！妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳這樣我會哈！
三餐老是在外
西餐妹愛老外
老外老外老外
老外老外老外
三餐老是在外
西餐妹愛老外
老外老外老外
老外老外老外
好多西餐妹喔
我也要去西餐廳
黃種人跟狗！不能進入喔！對不起！
怎麼會有人種族歧視自己？
我說我算台灣黑人吧？
她說
我當你是條狗而已！
妳看不起自己
難怪人看不起妳
那就是為什麼妳去
香港ㄑㄧˋ ㄊㄜˊ
賣擱讓他們一到台灣就都變大鳥博得
他們的臉就
像狗啊吐懶水哈秋到
是！
因為洋根比較屌ㄇㄜ~
黃師父
洋人有槍砲
我們有功夫
覺得外國月亮比較圓的
不管男的女的攏是西餐妹
我們是最屌的
ok？
沒人可以看不起我們欺負我們
只要你們跟我相同
把頭抬高高
西餐妹項？
西餐妹閃 ！
我們最嗆最ㄍㄧㄤ
因為我們是台灣人
噓！我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉
噓！她們是把咱台灣人當啥？
噓！妳的刀在割我的肉
噓！妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓！妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓......
星期四, 4月 02, 2009
B.H.L.N
感謝 jadejessica
Oh well, I love you pretty baby
You're the only love I've ever known
Just as long as you stay with me
The whole world is my throne
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' we can call our own
Well, I'm movin' after midnight
Down boulevards of broken cars
Don't know what I'd do without it
Without this love that we call ours
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' but the moon and stars
Down every street there's a window
And every window's made of glass
We'll keep on lovin' pretty baby
For as long as love will last
Beyond here lies nothin'
But the mountains of the past
Well, my ship is in the harbor
And the sails are spread
Listen to me, pretty baby
Lay your hand upon my head
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' done and nothin' said
星期日, 3月 29, 2009
S. L. M.
Come over to the window, my little darling,
Id like to try to read you palm
I used to think I was some kind of gypsy boy
Before I let you take me home.
Chorus: so long marianne, its time that we began
To laugh and cry and cry and laugh about it all again
Well, you know that I love to live with you,
But you make me forget so very much
I forget to pray for the angel
And then the angels forget to pray for us.
Chorus
We met when we were almost young
Deep in the green lilac park
You held on to me like I was a crucifix
As we went kneeling through the dark.
Chorus
Your letters say that you are beside me now
Then why do I feel alone?
Im standing on a ledge and your fine spider web
Is fastening my ankle to a stone.
Chorus
For now I need your hidden love
Im cold as a new razor blade
You left when I told you I was curious
I never said that I was brave.
Chorus
O you are really such a pretty one
I see youve gone and changed your name again
And just when I climbed this whole mountainside
To wash my eyelids in the rain.
星期一, 3月 23, 2009
S. H. B
Johnny's in the basement
Mixing up the medicine
I'm on the pavement
Thinking about the government
The man in the trench coat
Badge out, laid off
Says he's got a bad cough
Wants to get it paid off
Look out kid
It's somethin' you did
God knows when
But you're doin' it again
You better duck down the alleyway
Lookin' for a new friend
The man in the coon-skin cap
In the pig pen
Wants eleven dollar bills
You only got ten
Maggie comes fleet foot
Face full of black soot
Talkin' that the heat put
Plants in the bed but
Phone's tapped anyway
Maggie says the men they say
They must bust in early May
Orders from the D. A.
Look out kid
Don't matter what you did
Walk on your tip toes
Don’t try No-Doz
Better stay away from those
That carry around a fire hose
Keep a clean nose
Watch the plain clothes
You don't need a weather man
To know which way the wind blows
Get sick, get well
Hang around a ink well
Hangin' bell, hard to tell
If anything is gonna sell
Try hard, get barred
Get back, ride rail
Get jailed, jump bail
Join the army if you fail
Look out kid
You're gonna get hit
By losers, cheaters
Six-time users
Hangin' 'round the theaters
Girl by the whirlpool
Lookin' for a new fool
Don't follow leaders
Watch the parkin' meters
Oh get born, keep warm
Short pants, romance
Learn to dance, get dressed
Get blessed, try to be a success
Please her, please him, buy gifts
Don't steal, don't lift
Twenty years of schoolin'
And they put you on the day shift
Look out kid
They keep it all hid
Better jump down a manhole
Light yourself a candle
Don't wear sandals
Ya can't afford the scandal
Don't wanna be a bum
You better chew gum
The pump don't work
'Cause the vandals took the handle
星期四, 2月 26, 2009
唱片騎師
Money, get away.
Get a good job with good pay and youre okay.
Money, its a gas.
Grab that cash with both hands and make a stash.
New car, caviar, four star daydream,
Think Ill buy me a football team.
Money, get back.
Im all right jack keep your hands off of my stack.
Money, its a hit.
Dont give me that do goody good bullshit.
Im in the high-fidelity first class traveling set
And I think I need a lear jet.
Money, its a crime.
Share it fairly but dont take a slice of my pie.
Money, so they say
Is the root of all evil today.
But if you ask for a raise its no surprise that theyre
Giving none away.
Huhuh! I was in the right!
Yes, absolutely in the right!
I certainly was in the right!
You was definitely in the right. that geezer was cruising for a
Bruising!
Yeah!
Why does anyone do anything?
I dont know, I was really drunk at the time!
I was just telling him, he couldnt get into number 2. he was asking
Why he wasnt coming up on freely, after I was yelling and
Screaming and telling him why he wasnt coming up on freely.
It came as a heavy blow, but we sorted the matter out
星期三, 11月 26, 2008
有必要這麼G歪嗎 ~~
有必要這麼G歪嗎~~ 大家站成一排耶 大腕特攻隊！ 喔噎~~ 
既然大腕們唱這個，那要來回顧一下 ~~ 
↓
Come on
Oh baby dont you wanna go
Come on
Oh baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
Come on
Baby dont you wanna go
Hidehey
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Oh sweet home chicago
Well, one and one is two
Six and two is eight
Come on baby dont ya make me late
Hidehey
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
Come on
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
Six and three is nine
Nine and nine is eighteen
Look there brother baby and see what Ive seen
Hidehey
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
Oh come on
Baby dont you wanna go
Come on
Baby dont you wanna go
Back to that same old place
Sweet home chicago
~~
星期二, 11月 25, 2008
C.C.R.
小山人，跑跑卡丁人提到的樂團，就叫CCR ↑↓ PS：我有ED Sullivan's Show的DVD，裡面有CCR白癡的演出
上面一個是CCR的<Before you accuse me>，下面一個是Eric Clapton的，果然CCR是個美國大老粗團~~ Eric也深受老五推崇！
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
Before you accuse me, take a look at yourself
You say Ive been spending my money on other women
Youve been taking money from someone else
I called your mama bout three or four nights ago
I called your mama bout three or four nights ago
Well your mother said son
Dont call my daughter no more
First verse
Come back home baby, try my love one more time
Come back home baby, try my love one more time
If I dont go on and quit you
Im gonna lose my mind
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