星期四, 4月 23, 2009

弦外之音的罅隙


 


                                                                                                             2009.4.22    誠品信義  6樓展演廳


 


語言在日常生活中的溝通使用上是有間隙的,字詞與文法只有在書寫的時候是主角,在日常說話的溝通上,口氣、態度、手勢、眼神、默契、臨場感等等,才是真正的主角。因此,許多可以讀的文字,說起來變得很拗口,譬如咬文嚼字或文藝腔;而往往日常溝通理那些說起來很順當的話,形諸文字之後,卻往往是跳躍、錯接、零碎、讀不懂的,這就是歷來在使用語言進行「說話」與「寫作」兩種溝通模式上產生差異的實際情況。


 


推理劇與推理小說也存在著類似這種說話與寫作的表達差異,當我們看一齣推理劇,角色之間靠著說話溝通,這之間所可能產生的歧義,就有可能一發不可收拾。這裡所謂的一發不可收拾並不是一種負面的批評,在面對一個劇場作品的角度而言,歧義的可能性被撐持得越大,往往對作品來說,反而是越好。《膚色的時光》就有點這樣的意味。


 


《膚色的時光》在最後十分鐘,給了一個有點像是倉促隨便的結局,也有點B級味道,這個意思是說,最後十分鐘,當保單都兌現、也就是投保人都死了之後,會計師、怡君以及珍妮三人出現在聯絡舞台兩側的門之間,由會計師口中得知,大家正在進行「每個case結束之後都要重新裝潢」的例行工作,這個小結尾之所以B級,是因為好似會計師、怡君和珍妮原來是整起事件的背後主導者,像是預先縝密寫好劇本了一般地對兩位眼科醫師詐財,而最後來個揭曉分贓。如果結局是這樣安排的,那也不過就是流於一個匆匆收尾的「驚爆大迴轉」之類的陰謀論B級故事。但實際上仔細想想,似乎又不是這麼簡單,這其中有一個眩惑觀眾的歧義在內。


 


上面所說的那種陰謀論理解,主要是建立在會計師所謂的「每個case結束後都要重新裝潢」、珍妮問怡君到底有沒有真正有點愛過艾斯、以及三人之間一種好似完成某個龐大工作之後,一塊兒為計畫的實現而感到高興的默契表現,當然,還有珍妮和會計師特別提醒了怡君:別忘了我們的….(這個「….」是以一些吞吐的這個、那個語用以及數錢的手勢來代表「錢」)。這些日常零碎的說話與交流,構成了一個好似這三人其實是整起事件陰謀的幕後黑手的B級結局,但問題就在於,其實這三個人在短短的十分鐘裡,並沒有很明確地把這個陰謀論的結尾給鞏固得很明確,也就是說,三人之間所說的話,以及整個像是處理後事的房屋整修氣氛,並不是很明確地傳達出「這是一個以愛情為餌,技術精湛的謀財害命的故事」的意圖,這裡不能確定是劇組本身特意留有的歧義、抑或是因為結局處理得不好,以至於一種歪打正著的模糊造成了歧義的效果?難道這整個詭譎的都會愛情故事,都是這三人為了賺保險金而設下的圈套嗎?那其他人呢?都只是被蒙在鼓裡配合演出的臨時演員?還是說,其實這只是我們依照我們所獲得的一些資訊,加上想當然爾的想像,而串連出的一個錯誤理解?其實會計師對珍妮所說的所謂「每個case結束之後」的這個case僅僅只是單純地指「保險case」而言?而怡君有沒有真的有點點愛過艾斯的問題,也只是在談一種怡君自己拉扯在小莫與艾斯之間的愛情問題?其實這些問題似乎都無法定論,因為我們並無法在這樣一個極為短促的閃爍結局中,看清結局意圖。倘若劇組真的是在給出一個如上所言的B級陰謀論結局,那在製作上確實也就虎頭蛇尾,Low掉了;但倘若其實劇組是精心要瞄準這個結局開放式的歧義,那在結尾的處理上,似乎也稍嫌倉促薄弱而模糊了些。


 


總而言之,無論是出於劇組的精心安排或是歪打正著,重點在於,這裡顯現出了戲劇製造開放結局的一條厲害的蹊徑,也就是在整個表意系統中,玩弄觀眾本身對於眼前文本進行「理解」的詮釋過程。簡單地說,也就是玩弄「我從來沒說過ooxx這些字或我完全沒有這個意思,你這樣的理解純粹是你自己的想像」。


 


行文至此,其實應該要舉出一個文學或戲劇的好例子來強化說明這種文本與理解之間具有眾多歧義可能的效果,但現在腦中完全沒有任何一個好例子可以援用。總而言之,《膚色的時光》除去舞台、影像、導演、表演、以及理所當然的:與陳綺貞歌曲之間的交織這些面向的個別藝術性之餘,在結尾之處,還閃現著這一種罅隙的微光,如果劇組本身本來就有操作這個詮釋過程的罅隙的意圖,那可能結尾的處理確實是倉促而模糊了,以至於雖然閃現了某種眩惑觀眾的意圖之光,卻僅僅只達到了干擾的目的,似乎未竟其功。


 


但,倘若劇組原本就沒有要操作什麼如上這一套我自己編派出來的想像之意圖的話,那整齣戲的狀況與收尾,在理解上,或許也就比較單純了~


星期日, 4月 05, 2009

The Theory of Everything


 



The Theory of Everything


                                                                               - 6 Jan 2001, By Michio Kaku 


Time Magazine chose him as Man of the Century. Albert Einstein had three great theories. His first theory of Special Relativity (1905) gave us E = mc², which led to the atomic bomb and unlocked the secret of the stars. His second great theory was General Relativity (1915), which gave us space warps, the Big Bang, and black holes. But many don't realize that his greatest theory was never finished: "a theory of everything". Einstein's crowning achievement was to have been the unified field theory, an attempt to "read the mind of God". 


But on the third try, Einstein failed. He spent the last 30 years of his life chasing after an equation, perhaps no more than one inch long, that would explain all physical phenomena. Everything from Creation, to supernovas, to atoms and molecules, perhaps even DNA, people, and love was to be explained by this equation. If discovered, it was to have been the ultimate achievement of 2,000 years of investigation into the nature of space and matter, ever since the Greeks asked what was the smallest particle and the smallest unit of space. Although there are many unresolved questions, today the leading and, in fact, only candidate for the Theory of Everything is ‘superstring’ theory, defined in 10 dimensional hyperspace. Superstring theory, in turn may one day answer some of the deepest questions of the universe, such as: 


What happened before the big bang? 


Is it possible to build a time machine? 


Can we punch a hole in space? 


Not only has the power of this theory startled the world of mathematics and shaken the world of physics, it is also the craziest theory ever proposed. 


Four fundamental forces 


Today, we realize that the entire universe is governed by four fundamental forces: 


The gravitational force, which keeps us from flying into outer space, and prevents our sun (a gigantic hydrogen bomb) from exploding outward. 


The electromagnetic force, which light up our cities and energizes our lasers and our computers. 


The strong and weak nuclear forces, which lights up the stars and galaxies. 


Gravity can be described by Einstein's general relativity theory. Matter warps the space surround it, thereby creating the "force" of gravity. 


Imagine an ant walking on a crumpled sheet of paper. The ant would say that there was a mysterious "force" which pulled it left and right. But we know that there is no "force" pulling the ant; there is only the crumpled sheet of paper pushing the ant left and right. Gravity does not pull: empty space pushes. 


The other three forces can be described by the quantum theory. The quantum theory has a tortured history. Back in the 1950s, when scores of strange new "fundamental" particles were flooding out of our atom smashers, J. Robert Oppenheimer (father of the atomic bomb) was so frustrated that he declared, "the Nobel Prize in physics shall go to the physicist who does NOT discover a new particle that year." There were so many particles, each given strange Greek names, that Enrico Fermi said, "if I had known there would be so many particles, I would have become a botanist rather than a physicist." 


But after decades of wandering in the wilderness (and spending billions of tax payers dollars) physicists have unified these three quantum forces into what is called the Standard Model, based on a zoo of bizarre particles, called quarks, leptons, Higgs bosons, Yang-Mills particles, gluons, W-bosons and more. Remarkably, all known physical phenomenon can, in principle, be described by these two great theories, relativity and the quantum theory. 


Although these two great theories represent the two pillars upon which ALL physical knowledge is based, the fundamental mystery is why these two theories are so different in almost every way. The first theory is based on the curvature of smooth surfaces, which describes the world of the very large. 


The second theory is based on tiny discrete packets of energy (called "quanta") and explains the world of the very small, such as atoms and nuclei. 


But why should nature, at the most fundamental level, create two totally dissimilar theories? Sadly, every attempt to merge these two theories has failed. Some of the greatest minds of the century have tackled this problem, only to be unsuccessful. 


As physicist Freeman Dyson has pointed out, the road to the unified field theory is "littered with the corpses". Neils Bohr once attended a meeting when Nobel Laureate Wolfgang Pauli was presenting his version of the unified field theory. Bohr stood up and said, "Mr. Pauli, we in the back are all convinced that your theory is crazy. But what divides us is whether your theory is crazy enough!" 


This is perhaps the greatest challenge of all time, to unite all four fundamental forces into a consistent, coherent picture. At present, the sole candidate for the theory of everything is superstring theory. 


Superstrings and the 10th Dimension 


Superstring theory combines relativity and quantum in an elegant, intuitive way. First, it describes the myriad of quantum particles of nature because each particle represents a "note" on a vibrating string. Think of a violin string. No one says that A or B is more fundamental than C. What is fundamental is the string itself. 


Superstring theory says that, if we had a supermicroscope and could peer at an electron, we would see a string vibrating in a certain mode. The string is extremely small (10 to the minus 33 centimeters!) so that the electron looks like a point particle to us. If we shake the string, so it vibrates in a different mode, then the electron can turn into something else, such as a quark, the fundamental constitute of protons and neutrons. Shake it again, and the string could vibrate in the mode which describes photons (the quanta of light). Shake it again and it turns into a graviton (the quanta of gravity). 


In fact, the collective set of vibrations corresponds to the entire spectrum of known particles. Instead of postulating millions of different particles, one only has to postulate a single object, the superstring. The sub-atomic particles are notes on the superstring. Our bodies are symphonies of strings, and the laws of physics are the laws of harmony of the superstring. 


The superstring theory can also explain gravity. When the superstring moves in space and time, splitting and rejoining into other strings, it forces the space-time surrounding it to curl up, just as Einstein's equations predict. In other words, even if Einstein never dreamed up general relativity, we might have discovered it through superstring theory. 


Hyperspace 


Superstring theory, of course, has its detractors. Many point out it predicts the universe is defined in 10 dimensional hyperspace, which sounds more like science fiction than real physics. It's indisputable that the universe exists in four dimensions (3 spatial dimensions and one time dimension). Every object in the universe, from the tip of your nose to the farthest star, can be located by giving just 3 co-ordinates (length, width, and height). If we also give the time, then we can describe every event in the universe with just four numbers. For example in New York, we might say to a friend, "meet me at 42nd street and 5th avenue, on the 25th floor, at 12:00." Thus, four numbers (42, 5, 25, 12) completely specifies this event in space-time. 


Superstring theory, however, predicts the universe should exist in 10 dimensions, not four. To explain where the other six dimensions went, physicists believe that the universe originally existed in 10 dimensions. However, at the instant of the Big Bang, for reasons we don't understand, six of the 10 dimensions "curled up" and collapsed, while the other four dimensions expanded rapidly. In some sense, our universe expanded at the expense of a twin universe which collapsed down to microscopic size. 


Other critics of superstring theory point out that an atom smasher powerful enough to test the superstring theory would have to be the size of the galaxy. The theory is untestable. I think this criticism is a bit silly. Most science is done indirectly, not directly. No one has ever been to the sun or seen a black hole, yet we know what the sun is made of and we have found 20 galactic black holes in space. Similarly, we might be able to detect echos of the 10th dimension from the Large Hadron Collider (LHC), now being build outside Geneva, Switzerland. There is a small hope that we will be able to find "sparticles," (or superparticles) which would represent higher vibrations of the superstrings. 


Personally, I think that the problem will be solved by pure mathematics. Once the theory is solved completely, it should yield not just the origin of the universe, but it should also perfectly match the masses of the quarks, leptons, Higgs particles and others. 


Time Travel? 


Although a quantum theory of gravity has immediate practical application there is one budding area of physics devoted to a novel application of quantum physics: time travel. Oddly enough, Einstein's equations admit the possibility of time travel. But it may take the full power of the unified field theory to calculate whether it's really possible or not. Back in 1949, Einstein's next door neighbor at the Institute for Advance Study, the great mathematician Kurt Goedel, demonstrated Einstein's own equations allowed for time travel. If the universe rotated, and you went around the universe, you could arrive back before you left! 


In his memoirs, Einstein pointed out that Goedel's solution could be dismissed on "physical grounds." Our universe expands, it doesn't rotate. But this leaves open the possibility that if the universe rotated, then time travel would be common place!


Since then, literally hundreds of solutions of Einstein's equations have been found which yield time travel solutions. They include: 


An infinite, spinning cylinder. This allows for time travel if one travels around the cylinder. 


Cosmic strings. They allow for time travel if the cosmic strings collide. 


A spinning black hole. This collapses into a spinning ring (not a point), so anyone falling through the ring might actually fall through a wormhole (the Einstein-Rosen Bridge) which, like Alice's Looking Glass, connects two different regions of space and time. 


Negative matter. If enough negative matter were to be found,then it might open up a wormhole large enough so that a trip through time wouldn't be any more jarring than a ride on an airplane. 


Negative energy. Similarly, an intense concentration of negative energy can also open up a wormhole. A crude version of "warp drive" can be obtained if one stretches the space in front of you and compress the space behind you via negative energy. 


A Theory of Everything may also help explain the sticky paradoxes found in time travel stories,such as the grandfather paradox (what happens if you kill your ancestors before you are born). Because the entire universe must be quantized, it’s possible the universe splits in half when you alter the past. The "river of time" forks into two different rivers. 


If you go back in time to save President Kennedy from being assassinated, you will only save someone else's President Kennedy. Your own past cannot be changed. 


But don't expect any amateur inventor to announce the invention of a time machine anytime soon. Negative matter has never been seen (it falls up, not down) and you need a fantastic amount of both negative and positive energy, called the Planck energy (which is a quadrillion times larger than the energy of the LHC). When Michael J. Fox jumped into his plutonium-fired De Lorean car in ‘Back to the Future’, we can calculate that his plutonium power source does not have enough energy to open a hole in space-time. Even if we could buld one the stability of these time machines is in question. We don't know if they will be stable enough to transport us safely back in time. 


Outlook 


At present, superstring theory has emerged from being a fringe theory of physics to becoming one of the dominant areas of research, generating tens of thousands of papers. The pace of research is feverish. Edward Witten of the Institute of Advanced Study, one of the principle researchers in string theory, recently made another discovery, that there might even be a hidden eleventh dimension. But the truth is that no one is smart enough to completely solve the theory and settle intriguing theoretical questions about what happened before the Big Bang and if time travel is possible. 


Perhaps a young person reading this article will become inspired to solve the greatest problem of fundamental physics!




 


On Violence



                                                                 On Violence
                                                                                                                         author: Slavoj Žižek
Description
Žižek's lecture on his book Violence at the University of Leeds. Expounds on violence in all its dimensions, he introduces aspects that got left out in the book. The lecture was organized by the International Journal of Žižek Studies.
Below is a brief chronological summary of the lecture's main themes:



Marxism and psychoanalysis - They have a problematic relationship in so far as Marxism mis-uses psychoanalysis to fill in its theoretical gaps & shortcomings. The way forward is to open up a new domain that can be described by psychoanalysis but offers the grounds for a new revolutionary subjectivity.
The possibility of a radical/revolutionary new subjectivity - a purportedly post-traumatic subjectivity typical of the 21st Century - with reference to Catherine Malabous recent book - Les nouveaux blessés (The New Wounded).
Impossible objects - The core of humanity as the drive and fascination for things we cannot do or fully understand.



Freud & Lacan - The relationship between external traumatic events/stimuli and internal psychical traumas. Sexuality is less about content and more about the form of the fantasy through which sexuality is expressed. Trauma/fantasy sexualizes sexuality itself, only through trauma can sexuality occur. Sexuality only occurs through the distortion of trauma.
Catherine Malabou's critique of the Freudian/Lacanian position - our socio-political reality today has produced so many brutal external intrusions that our traditional symbolic structures have been destroyed.



Malabou's reproach - that Freud always looks for the psychic trauma at the expense of the overwhelmingly destructive external shocks of profoundly violent events that have no rational meaning to be processed. The post-traumatic subject that results is emptied of his/her substance - there is nowhere to regress in the Freudian sense because your entire identity has been erased, you become a pure subject deprived of the symbolic content that the hermeneutics of psychoanalysis depend upon. This creates a new form of the living dead. The big political and psychoanalytical problem of today is how to think through this new traumatized subject.



Zizek's Lacanian response - the underlying function of such Lacanian categories of castration etc. is to describe this manner in which the subject is deprived of his/her substance. Similarly, in German idealism we learn that the subject is substanceless.



Psychoanalytical theory's response - The Big Other is what are you deprived of when you are subjected to this destructive violence, not as an all-knowing figure of authority but rather the Big Other as appearance. The fool and the grain of seed story (the mentally ill man who thought he was a grain of corn, returns to the asylum and is told off because he has been cured - to which he replies "yes, but does the chicken know this" ... This reveals a central component of ideology - we all need a chicken not to know. E.g. the fact that whilst drawing to the end of his life, Tito was not informed of the parlous state of Yugoslavia's economy. So huge amounts of money was borrowed to keep Tito happy till his death. Economic crisis ensued with the subsequent outbreaks of genocidal nationalism - because the chicken was not allowed to know.



Culture today - we can afford to be as cynical as we want, but we still need a chicken that doesn't know. E.g. in today's greatest remaining taboo is paedophilia and the corruption of childhood innocence - we still need a chicken, unlike the post-traumatic subjects who have lost their chicken. In cultural politics - this means we need more not less distance from our cultural neighbours. We need more codes of discretion, not more understanding.


The rise of gonzo pornography - this marks the end of engagement as the ridiculous narratives of traditional pornography have been replaced by gonzo porn where all narrative has been removed.
The basic lesson of the post-traumatic subject - the stories we are telling ourselves about ourselves, our innermost narratives, are ultimately lies. Psychoanalysis helps us to understand this truth.
The rise of the detached subject & a new revolutionary perspective - there are a whole new series of antagonisms that capitalism cannot solve:
1. ecological concerns 2. intellectual property rights 3. excluded populations - gated communities
These constitute 3 new forms of proletarianization in a basic philosophical sense in addition to the classic Marxist sense of exploitation. The common philosophical element of all three domains is the way in which the subject is deprived of his/her key substance. This is the grounds for the building of a new proletarianization e.g. Neo from The Matrix - deprived of his whole symbolic inner life.
The new Cartesian subjectivity - Descartes's conception of the subject is now more relevant than ever before. The conceptualization of the subject that survives his/her own death - maybe we can provide a frame that will provide us with a common denominator for the shared struggles that we have today. Proletarianization has not disappeared - it has extended its reach.


西伯利亞的伊凡.米哈伊爾




              西伯利亞七匹狼 / 蔡振興.中國 



  1840年秋天,伊凡.米哈伊爾因犯了咒駡長官罪, 被沙皇的聖彼德堡法庭判刑20年,流放到西伯利亞松果村服苦役。  


  西伯利亞每年有8個月被雪蓋住, 冬天氣溫常在零下四十度至五十五度。四周白雪茫茫,荒蕪人煙, 離此最近的村莊也在2500公里以上,想逃出去必定死在 風雪交加的路途上。  


  伊凡是個有文化的體格健壯的青年, 他在山坡下自己蓋了過冬的木屋,開始適應環境。獄長羅里規定: 犯人可以自由打獵、種植謀生,但不准養狗,不准有木匠工具, 防止犯人做成狗拉雪橇逃出西伯利亞。羅里很壞, 有一個犯人的妻子自願跟丈夫來服苦役,松果村沒什麼村民, 這個犯人的妻子成了當時西伯利亞唯一的女人, 羅里把她的丈夫殺了喂狼,而強要這個女人做他的老婆。  


  伊凡很刻苦能幹,辛苦了一秋,竟富得流油, 山坡下的小木屋裏掛滿了曬幹的雪兔、松鼠、雪雉、蛇、魚、刺蝟、 雪蛙、大泥鰍、豬獾等過冬的食品。冬天來了, 犯人們被零下四五十度的嚴寒逼在各自的窩棚裏。伊凡年輕不怕冷, 竟到高達100米的松果嶺上的森林裏閒逛, 還拾到兩隻凍得鐵硬的雪雉。但是他遇到了兩匹健壯的西伯利亞狼, 一匹公狼從左邊逼近,一匹母狼從右邊靠上來, 它們的眼裏閃出饑餓的綠光。公狼首先撲過來,伊凡飛起一腳, 牛皮靴子猶如一塊重重的石頭,公狼被踢出1米多遠,爬不起來了; 對撲過來的母狼他也用腳猛踢,母狼再也爬不起來了, 這是因為伊凡的力氣太大了,狼也太餓了。 伊凡把兩隻雪雉放在狼嘴邊, 然後回家搬來三四十斤凍硬的鱸魚,對半分開,放在兩匹狼的嘴邊。 這時伊凡對征服兩匹狼有了信心, 因為他第一次放的兩隻雪雉都被狼吃光了。 


  伊凡站了起來,鼓足氣,發威一般地吼。  


  噢嗚─  噢嗚─ 


  這是典型的狼嗥,聲波擊穿了幾乎被冰凍住的空氣, 在松果嶺中響起脆烈的回聲, 震得西伯利亞針葉松上的積雪紛紛地跌落。伊凡要告訴這兩匹狼─ 我也是狼,我是比你們更厲害的狼,我是你們的狼王。  


  第五天早上,伊凡打開厚厚的窩棚木門,但見兩匹狼蹲在10米外, 與他構成一個等腰三角形。狼盯著他,這是被他踢過的兩匹狼, 它們憑嗅覺尋上門來,顯然不是報復,而是表示臣服, 也是乞討食物的意圖。伊凡扔出了食物,它們不客氣地吃了。 他為公狼起名叫亞當,為母狼起名叫夏娃。狼隔三岔五地來討食, 都一一得到滿足。3個月後,亞當、夏娃消除了對伊凡的疑懼, 終於在木屋裏定居下來,與伊凡一起度過了西伯利亞長達8個月的封 雪期。  


  雪化冰消的夏天,亞當、夏娃回歸松果嶺大森林。第二年冬天來了, 一個風雪彌漫之夜,亞當、夏娃領來了它們生育的5匹狼崽子, 小狼沒有經歷過殘酷的生存競爭,對人極依戀, 竟紛紛往伊凡的腿上亂爬。伊凡感動得熱淚盈眶,歎了一口氣:亞 當、夏娃,你們一家子既然投奔我,就和我一道過日子吧! 


  七匹狼引起的食物危機壓迫著伊凡, 他只得用柴火在松果河的厚冰上燒化了一個洞, 用麻線拴著食餌釣魚。那些在厚厚的冰層下憋得發慌的魚兒, 忽見冰洞裏透 進了明亮的陽光,都擁擠過來搶食兒。 第一條被釣起來的是條無鱗黑袍鯰魚,足有10斤重, 它在冰上只扭了三下尾巴,就被凍住了, 畢竟是零下四十多度的嚴寒呀。狼們饑不擇食,互相爭奪,不到3分 鐘,鯰魚就進了狼肚子。那條最小的綽號寶貝兒的小狼最調皮, 竟從蹲著的伊凡背上爬上來,坐到伊凡的狗皮帽上,嗚嗚亂叫,向它的狼哥狼姐們表達著自己的興奮。伊凡釣起的魚像小山, 足有500公斤,他用樹枝編成地排,用麻繩做成轅套, 將魚兒放上去,由七匹狼拖回木屋。  


  夏天又來了,伊凡把狼驅上松果嶺,放歸大自然。一天, 他爬上松果嶺,一聲噢嗚─的狂吼,亞當、 夏娃和已經長大了的小狼們都循著聲音跑了過來,它們見到伊凡, 高興得又蹦又跳又叫,已經長大的小狼們只是瞎胡鬧,亞當、夏娃像 兩位彬彬有禮的紳士,分別用舌頭舔著伊凡的左右手, 表達著它們對這位西伯利亞的兩腳狼王的感激和情意。 伊凡望著自己的這支野狼部隊,腦子突來靈機: 我能夠逃出西伯利亞。  


  伊凡刻苦努力,像一隻老鼠,拼命往洞裏貯備食物。 不久卷起漫天風雪,嚴寒降臨西伯利亞,亞當、 夏娃領著已經長大的小狼們也回到伊凡的木屋裏過冬。 他抱起最小的寶貝兒,歎口氣:“,孩子們,你們筋骨還嫩點兒, 咱們再熬一年吧!”這個冬天裏, 伊凡有意識地馴化它們聯合駕套拖魚。狼們每天把伊凡釣起的魚, 從松果河的冰層上拖回木屋,亞當、夏娃居兩側,中間是五匹小狼, 它們的動作越來越協調。  


  又一個夏天來了,亞當、夏娃帶著逐漸長大的小狼回到松果嶺。 接著是冬天,亞當、夏娃領著它們的子女,照例回到伊凡身邊過冬。 伊凡很高興,因為小狼們已與它們的父母一般高大了。 囚犯們很羡慕伊凡擁有一個狼群,有人稱伊凡為雙腿狼王。 獄長羅里也不當一回事,因為俄羅斯法典規定, 西伯利亞流放犯不得養狗,那 麼就是說除了狗之外,養龍養虎都可以。  


  伊凡以修屋為名,向羅裏借了斧鋸,實際上, 他用結實的西伯利亞針葉松枝椏,造了一架結實的雪橇。 歸還了斧鋸,雪橇則深藏在雪窟裏。每當深夜,伊凡喚出狼群, 進行試拖訓練,漸漸地得心應手。伊凡放手準備著他的逃跑計劃, 因為在零下四五十度的西伯利亞寒冬,還有哪個傻瓜出來走動呢?  


  一天晚上,月明星稀。松果嶺四周的囚犯窩棚死一般地靜。 伊凡喂飽了七匹狼,將一切能吃的裝上雪橇, 七匹狼也各自套上了轅套,他決定逃跑。羅里畢竟是沙皇的爪牙, 他手提一柄雪亮的板斧,突然出現在伊凡的面前。  


  “凡老弟,你借斧鋸修房子,原來是造雪橇呀。 我這柄板斧就是俄羅斯法律,對非徒步逃犯,可以立即處以死刑。”  


  羅里舉起在月光下閃閃發亮的板斧,當頭劈向伊凡。這太突然了, 伊凡來不及思索,飛起一腳,羅裏的板斧竟在空中翻斤斗。 雙方都抬起了頭,伊凡一個搶籃球似的騰跳,抓住了斧柄, 揮手一下子,羅里的半個腦袋掉在雪地上,身子像袋穀子, 倒了下去。來不及出血,創口已被封住,天太冷了。 伊凡把羅里裝上雪橇,連同那半個腦袋,這可是狼的糧食啊!  


  伊凡一揚手,亞當、夏娃首先起步,雪橇沙沙地向東北方向滑行。 一口氣跑到第二天下午,狼們實在疲勞了, 伊凡才在一個雪坡下卸套休息。七匹狼立即偎在一起, 互相取暖休息,那饑餓的目光隨著伊凡忙碌的身影溜溜轉。  


  伊凡抱下羅里的屍體,脫光屍體上的衣服,然後畫了十字,說:“ 為了奪取犯人的妻子而砍死犯人喂狼,今天我也要用你的血肉喂狼, 這是公平交易,你實在一點不吃虧呀!”凡舉起板斧肢解了羅里, 一部分喂狼,大部分裝在雪橇上。他 又用斧子砍出一個雪洞,招呼狼們轉進去,見它們偎在一起了, 再用羅里的大皮襖蓋在它們的身上,讓它們休息長精力。 伊凡吃了點食物,嚼了幾把雪,也挖了一個雪窩轉進去, 貓在裏面打盹,像一隻冬眠的北極熊。  


  究竟休息了幾天幾夜,伊凡也弄不清楚, 因為他是被小狼寶貝兒弄醒的。他被寶貝兒舔醒後鑽出雪窩一看, 所有的狼都排在雪橇旁,夏娃具有雌性的細心, 竟把拱蓋在它們身上的那件羅里的皮襖,用嘴咬著拖到雪橇上。 眾狼顯然已恢復體力,等待餵食、出發。雪橇上有那麼多食物, 但是誰也不敢動,因為它們知道:伊凡是它們的王。  


  狼們的食物仍是羅里的肉。  


  伊凡讓狼拉著雪橇行進,他的目標是東北方向的貝加爾湖。 白天看太陽,晚上參照星星,曉行夜宿地走了一個星期。 羅里的屍肉已轉化為狼們的精力,但還剩下半截毛茸茸的大腿, 而羅里的這半截大腿竟成了危難中的救星。  


  那是一次下午出發的夜行,狼的精神狀態很好,伊凡決定通宵行進。 半夜裏,皓月當空,照著白雪皚皚的西伯利亞雪原。突然, 狼們停步,並且向後逃,而雪橇帶著慣性力反把狼們向前拖, 亞當發出了驚恐的呻吟。伊凡知道遇到了魔鬼, 令惡狼害怕的肯定不是小魔鬼。他定神細看, 只見一團白乎乎的東西正向雪橇靠近,原來是一頭重達1000斤的 西伯利亞虎,它是西伯利亞野生動物食物鏈的終端, 名副其實的西伯利亞動物之王;它的皮毛價值千金, 擁有它一張皮可以成為莫斯科郊外的一個小地主。  


  伊凡握住羅裏的那柄鐵斧,但他知道,搏鬥的結果必將凶多吉少。 他突然靈機一動,舉起羅裏那半截長滿茸毛的大腿, 用力扔向西伯利亞虎。那老虎顯然餓極了,竟撲向空中一口咬住, 然後跑開了。  


  伊凡默默祈禱:呵,謝謝你,大災星!  


  伊凡朝亞當猛抽一鞭,雪橇重新前進,而且速度飛快, 這也許是西伯利亞虎把恐怖納入了狼的心中,它們加速奔跑, 顯然是在逃避那個另它們心驚膽戰的大災星  


  太陽從東邊升起,狼們放慢了腳步, 雪橇在古老蒼涼的西伯利亞雪原上緩緩滑行。伊凡舉目四望, 他在尋找一個避風的溫暖的休息地。突然一陣風卷起一股乾雪, 陣風卷過的雪地上露出一架完整的人體白骨。顯然, 這是西伯利亞的逃犯,他帶著生的欲望,力盡艱辛, 最終未能戰勝嚴酷的大自然,走到這裏倒下, 為人生畫上一個悲慘的句號。伊凡脫下狗皮帽向白骨揮動, 祝亡靈安息。  


  伊凡和他的狼群停停走走地又行進了半個月, 所帶的動物肉乾幾乎吃得精光,饑餓威脅著他和狼群。亞當、 夏娃的套繩一直拉得很緊,負重最大,消耗的體力也最大, 最後竟東倒西歪了。伊凡只得將它們抱到雪橇上,跟他一道休息, 雪橇任由五匹年輕的狼拉著,時快時慢由狼們自己決定。  


  亞當和夏娃趴在羅裏的那件厚皮襖下,一動不動, 這兩匹老狼顯然折騰得筋疲力盡了。不久,亞當呻吟著,搖著頭, 拱開蓋在它頭上的皮襖,兩眼直直地盯著伊凡,似乎在說:“腳狼 王,我不行了!”凡伸出了手,它伸出缺乏粘液的舌頭, 舔著伊凡的手心手背,然後閉上疲憊的眼,很快斷了氣。 伊凡摸摸亞當身邊的夏娃,已經冰硬,它顯然死在亞當之前。  


  在一個避風的緩坡下,伊凡吆喝狼們停止行進,並為它們卸了轅繩。 五匹狼挨個兒成一字形蹲在雪地上,狼眼漠然地望著伊凡。 伊凡看懂了狼們的眼神,那顯然是說:雙腳狼王,我們肚子餓, 再走下去就走不動啦! 


  伊凡沒有理睬它們,他心中有了主意:在狼的王國裏有個規定, 不撕食活著的夥伴,但對死亡的夥伴,它們可以像吃羊一樣吃掉。 伊凡用板斧砍下了亞當、夏娃的頭,將兩個狼頭放置在坡頂雪堆上, 面向東北方。他脫帽致意,祈禱亞當、 夏娃保佑他和它們的子女逃出西伯利亞。然後他剁碎狼肉, 將一部分扔給狼們吃掉,餘下的精打細算,估計能維持三天。 伊凡嚴格掌握著時間,每次只能休息一夜,第二天必須上路, 因為拖延時間就是無謂的消耗,就意味著死亡。 


  第三天早上從宿營地出發前,伊凡自己留下兩塊狼肉, 用強勁的咬嚼肌撕食了,把最後一塊狼肉扔給狼們,瞧著它們吃完。 然後他伸出兩手,把五匹狼摟到胸前, 向這些野獸發表了動情的演說:“子們, 你們吃掉了我一秋積累的肉食,吃掉了該死的獄長羅里, 吃掉了你們的父母,現在我們是沒有一點糧食的窮光蛋啦, 而被雪覆蓋的西伯利亞這鬼地方,我們連螞蟻也找不到一隻。 下一輪,該吃我啦!孩子們,到時你們吃我吧……”伊凡留出了眼淚 ,在每只狼頭上撫摸一下,寶貝兒竟舔著伊凡腮上的淚水。  


  伊凡和狼們繼續出發。  


  坐在雪橇上的伊凡只想著好運氣,在顛簸中不時打盹兒, 一會兒被惡夢嚇醒, 一會兒被好夢笑醒。當他再次醒來時,竟吃驚地站了起來,啊, 前面是一片水晶般的藍光, 那是太陽照在遼闊的冰層上反射出的藍光,哦,是貝加爾湖。 只要到了貝加爾湖,就會有村鎮,就會有人群, 就會有正常人的生存。伊凡揮起鞭子,向狼群狠很地抽去, 雪橇像箭一樣,駛向那眩人眼目的一片藍光… 


  一年後,貝加爾湖北側的葉林娜鎮上, 人們漸漸熟悉了一位名叫斯捷潘諾夫的公民, 他在一家飯館裏當傭工,工作特別賣力, 還比別的傭工每天多幹兩小時, 所要的報酬是食客留下的肉骨頭歸他,因為馴養著五匹狼。  


  斯捷潘諾夫─是否就是伊凡.米哈伊爾, 那位馴狼逃出西伯利亞流放地的雙腿狼王?應當說是的。



「人人有功練」之一




Yeh  這是你們的小弟弟大支
這條歌我要說種族歧視
不是要說白人對黑人也不是黑人對白人
這條歌是台灣人種族歧視台灣人自己
這種人
我需要你們的噓聲
當我給他比"噓"你們就跟我一起"噓"
ok?
這種人.. Come on ! 噓!


噓!我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉 
噓!她們是把咱台灣人當啥?
噓!妳的刀在割我的肉  
噓!妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳這樣我會哈!
 


西餐ㄟ 就西洋菜用刀叉
西餐妹 就筷子不拿的七辣
旁邊站個阿斗ㄚ就愛如潮水
好像ㄇㄟㄇㄟ癢
ㄟ~
我是說好像羊ㄇㄟㄇㄟ
My name is有的名字很長
西餐妹也唸不好
不過沒差反正有英文就好
西餐妹英文超好
阿斗ㄚ問她們 How old are you?
她們回答 Fine Thank You!
她們假裝不會講國語台語
她們不分藍綠
她們的總統是布希
她們吃洋芋看洋具 
西餐妹就是愛洋雞
不過不是王建民的球迷
哈哈
西餐妹
喜歡阿斗ㄚ的體格 
西餐妹
都愛大支的
恩?謝謝~  
我的七辣馬係西餐妹
恩沒錯
因為大家都說我像布萊德彼特


噓!我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉 
噓!她們是把咱台灣人當啥?
噓!妳的刀在割我的肉  
噓!妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳這樣我會哈!


阿斗ㄚ到底是來教英文ㄋㄟ?
還是學中文ㄋㄟ?
其實勒
他們是來主持節目ㄟ
黑人老大主持
我愛黑澀會
白人老二主持
我愛西餐妹
他們除了聽ICRT就是把妹
整天閒閒拿一罐海尼根在PUB走來走去
討論一些沒深度又沒水準的話題
他們都在討論大支的新專輯
我有一個朋友跟阿斗ㄚ作伙
讚!
她說阿斗ㄚ既紳士又浪漫
想說拿個綠卡生個洋娃娃
她現在在夜市賣蚵仔煎
妳說有的阿斗ㄚ馬係不錯
我了解
啊人就一句妳好妳就好可愛煞!
不知
西餐

煞煞去啦
來台灣的這阿斗ㄚ
根本是西莎!


噓!我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉 
噓!她們是把咱台灣人當啥?
噓!妳的刀在割我的肉  
噓!妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳這樣我會哈!


三餐老是在外
西餐妹愛老外
老外老外老外
老外老外老外
三餐老是在外
西餐妹愛老外
老外老外老外
老外老外老外


好多西餐妹喔
我也要去西餐廳
黃種人跟狗!不能進入喔!對不起!
怎麼會有人種族歧視自己?
我說我算台灣黑人吧?
她說
我當你是條狗而已!
妳看不起自己
難怪人看不起妳
那就是為什麼妳去
香港ㄑㄧˋ ㄊㄜˊ
賣擱讓他們一到台灣就都變大鳥博得
他們的臉就
像狗啊吐懶水哈秋到
是!
因為洋根比較屌ㄇㄜ~
黃師父
洋人有槍砲
我們有功夫
覺得外國月亮比較圓的
不管男的女的攏是西餐妹
我們是最屌的
ok?
沒人可以看不起我們欺負我們
只要你們跟我相同
把頭抬高高
西餐妹項?
西餐妹閃 !
我們最嗆最ㄍㄧㄤ
因為我們是台灣人


噓!我們拿筷子她們要拿刀叉 
噓!她們是把咱台灣人當啥?
噓!妳的刀在割我的肉  
噓!妳拿叉猛插我的心肝
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓!妳愛我還是愛阿斗ㄚ
噓......


星期四, 4月 02, 2009

B.H.L.N


感謝  jadejessica


 




Oh well, I love you pretty baby
You're the only love I've ever known
Just as long as you stay with me
The whole world is my throne
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' we can call our own

Well, I'm movin' after midnight
Down boulevards of broken cars
Don't know what I'd do without it
Without this love that we call ours
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' but the moon and stars

Down every street there's a window
And every window's made of glass
We'll keep on lovin' pretty baby
For as long as love will last
Beyond here lies nothin'
But the mountains of the past

Well, my ship is in the harbor
And the sails are spread
Listen to me, pretty baby
Lay your hand upon my head
Beyond here lies nothin'
Nothin' done and nothin' said